Top 10 reasons to avoid porn sites.

Honestly, the top ten reasons to avoid porn sites isn't really 10 reasons.....or even 10 pictures. there is really only one reason to avoid porn sites. Cause they're not classy, like a book. In particular, my books. Check them out right here!

Shrimp eye surprise!

I was feeling a little hungry while I  was at the strip mall around the corner so I decided to try something. so I decided to walk into the dollar store and see what they had. 9 dollars later I have plan. I got salmon and shrimp and frozen vegetables. so far so good.
  but you know there had to be a problem.  and here it is...

This freaked me out. I was not ready for the shrimp eyes..or heads.  Legs or scales either. I'm not proud of the way I got rid of all that....with scissors.

And it was cool..til I noticed a lone shrimp eye stuck to the back of my hand....after I finished eating. Then I made noises most men would carry to the grave with them.