How many different ways do I have to say goodbye to you? We tried to be friends but that shit was toxic and unpleasant. To me that generally means we should not really hang out that much. The whole breaking into my house and killing my pets was the tip off for me. Strangely enuff you thought this was a just a "bump" in our relationshit....I mean relationship. Contacting my mom was classy....but due to that fact that I been a grown ass man for the last 30 years it didn't have much of an effect. Trying to friend my ex-wife on facebook was priceless, problem being she could not give 2 rats asses about you and the crazy you wear around like a hat.
The simple fact is: go away. None of the fuckery that led us to this point is gonna end up with us together. Or even speaking. Whatever positives you brought to my life (if there were any) were drowned in the never-ending sea of negative shit you swim in. I don't want any part of it.
This is not a love letter. I feel like I have to say that to you, cause I know that any interaction between us seems to be seen as a step in the right (for you) direction. This ain't that. This is a formal cease and desist. Cease calling me and desist making me want to see your flesh torn away from your bones by angry mange having dogs. You are excused. Your services are no longer required. Poof-be gone! Out damn spot! Pick out some rocks and kick em.
No really, I mean it.
