Nobody told me. A number of folks saw me with my shirt off and said nothing. I didn’t know cause I had recently lost wieght so I thought I had sexy locked down. Wrong! Titties are bad on the wrong folks and all of the wrong folks are men. Size don’t matter.
Figure 1
Efforts to hide them are useless. Tattoos don’t work..
Neither does jewelry…
Or more jewelry and more tattoos…
Or wife beaters
The only cool thing about them seems to be noticing them after they are already gone. That’s what happened to me. A friend returned a picture I sent right after WarDaddy tattooed me last Christmas (right before he bit the dust, may he rest in pieces). When I saw it I thought it was strange that this fat man with titties had tattoos just like mine. Thing is, I started working out cause my homeboy Sito was. I got that picture of me (figure 1) after 2 months in the gym.
Figure 2
Figure 2 is why the sting wasn’t so bad. And also why Imma be in there when they open in the morning!!!
