The Headless Bartender pt. 3

Cause its wednesday and and I'm grown!

new word..."Smoothyness"

Enjoy!!!

Shrimp eye surprise!

I was feeling a little hungry while I  was at the strip mall around the corner so I decided to try something. so I decided to walk into the dollar store and see what they had. 9 dollars later I have plan. I got salmon and shrimp and frozen vegetables. so far so good.
  but you know there had to be a problem.  and here it is...

This freaked me out. I was not ready for the shrimp eyes..or heads.  Legs or scales either. I'm not proud of the way I got rid of all that....with scissors.

And it was cool..til I noticed a lone shrimp eye stuck to the back of my hand....after I finished eating. Then I made noises most men would carry to the grave with them.